4 July 2012
A party, you say? For @iPuss, today? Guess I must get ready.
I'm always the best At fancy dress Costume ideas come a plenty.
The hard part lies In when I decide Which character I should portray.
Do I fly in the sky? Sit in a forest and cry? Or just go crazy and paint myself blue?
But, no, I've done that before! I can't reuse ideas! That'd be no fun, you see.
So that rules out some choices Narrows it down If only by two or three.
I could go as Corpse Bride Or have I done that before? I really cannot recall.
I do know, however That Megamind and Song (first name River) Are already off of the list.
I could copy Jenna Marbles! Nyan cat costume! But I don't want to seal others ideas.
I want to be me! Something I worked to be, Not a ripoff of somebody else.
So what do I like That I could make a costume of Using the things that I have?
I like Star Trek and Farscape Dragons and Pirates And definitely steampunk too,
Spongebob is fun, And Scrubs is a laugh Maybe I should go as a spoon...
I've got it! I know! As to what I should go! It was right here before my eyes!
It's simple! It's clear! And perfectly queer! Amazingly clever and funny!
I shall go as, you see, What I really want to be, @iPuss! The host of the party!
It's clever! It's weird! No-one else will think of it! I'll be alone in the choice!
I must go! Make haste! Get my costume in place! So I'll leave, till I see you at the party!
Fancy Dress • Opuss № I