7 June 2012
Your wedding will be held in Chicago, Illinois during the month of June inside a/an observatory where you will marry the love of your life, Reuben. Your wedding colors will be green and green with green bridemaids' gowns for the 1 billion bridesmaids and green tuxedos for the 1 million groomsmen. The Best Man will be Ashley and the Maid of Honor will be Tab. At the end of the ceremony, your guests will shower you and your spouse with cereal before being whisked away to your romantic honeymoon destination, Mexico City, Mexico, in a/an Honda Accord with "Just Married" written on the back, and a string of cacti dragging behind. Congratulations!
Jades MASH Wedding • Opuss № I