29 May 2012
Dear Justin Beiber. Why are you so cruel as to make me fall in love with someone? He's funny, friendly, fit and an amazing singer and actor, and you have made me fall in love with him. Thanks to your song boyfriend he told me he would be a good boyfriend to me if I was his girlfriend. That in itself is fine. The problem comes in when he already has a girlfriend. So I'd just like to say to you, JB. Thanks for complicating my life.
Sincerely, Tab.
P.S. I'm not on about you. Just to clarify.
Letter To Justin Beiber • Opuss № I