27 July 2012
One day camel went to the store Because camel wanted to buy A brand new front door.
When camel got there Why who did camel see? Llama! But llama'd lost all llamar hair!
Camel went over to llama, And llama looked at alpaca As camel tripped over llamar giant clown shoe.
Camel lay on the floor, Looking straight up. Wondering whether camel would ever get my door.
Llama gave alpaca a hand And helped alpaca back up. And then llama told alpaca llama'd joined a band.
Camel looked at llama in a state of shock. Camel couldn't believe it! Camel just stood still as a rock.
Llama laughed and then left alpaca, So llama could buy a guitar. I didn't think llama had music in llama as far as I could see.
But camel carried on shopping, And camel found my new door. Camel guess llama never know What's really in store.
Nonsense Poem Of Doom • Opuss № I