No 5 Bus
Sitting with my dear wife Enjoying the peaceful life A call from my daughter The illusion does shatter Alas.
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qualified2dream
Too many senior moments to write!????
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Clown
Argh I need puttin down Infections run amok I look like a clown Sleepin round the clock!.
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Can't Sleep
Can't sleep Counting sheep R.E.M.s Won't come Minds dumb My plight That's all Goodnight!.
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Little Worm
Today I saw a little worm Wriggling on his belly Perhaps he'd like To come inside And see what's on the telly Milligan.
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Herne Bay
There was a young man From Herne Bay Who when making Gunpowder one day Dropped his cigar In the gunpowder jar There was a young man From Herne Bay!.
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Qualified
I the willing Led by the ignorant Am doing the impossible For the ungrateful I have done do much For so long With do little That I am qualified To do anything With nothing. Anon.
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Sound Of The Sea
The sound of the sea So refreshing So different From the sound Of tranquility My heart does glow When u hear This sound Indeed a sweet melody!.
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Awful Hat
I had an awful hat We had a good laugh When I got home They all said yuk What on earth is that. That was the end Of my awful hat!!.
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No Poems For The Ugly
No poems for the ugly Only for the beautiful You say you love me But really it's dutiful Poems are only For the beautiful You loved me once Your poems you did write So pure and white For me you...
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Two Wee Germs
Two wee germs Still inside of me Rubbing hands in glee Multiplyin No mercy Causin misery Two wee germs A nod and a wink Storm in armour chink Electrifyin Chaos Another stink.
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Rain!
Rain More rain. Not again. Frazzled brain What a pain. Does it rain In Spain. On the plain. It feeds the grain Maybe the cane. So much rain It's inane!. By miserable & Insane!!!.
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Wee Germs
Am so full of cold Grumpy & Sneezy Feelin so old With germs so bold Rubbin hands in glee Multiplyin Oh woe is me.
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An Era
Palindrome poem challenge. ( be it original,famous or bit of both, dare you to have a go!) A Man, A Plan, A Canal, Panama In words alas, drown I Some men interpret nine memos I prefer PI I did, did...
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Out Of Mouth Of Babes
Conversation with 7 yr old daughter went like this.. Dad - what do you want. Ice-cream or a biscuit. Daughter- ice-cream And a biscuit. Dad- Oh no, you canae have both. It's ice-cream or a biscuit.
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Gaffs 2
While watching Cilic being interviewed on Wimbledon Mum - my goodness he's only 16. Son gives me a look Mum. That's 16th seed not he's 16!. Oops!.
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Gaffs
Son-don't worry, there's a tunnel at the end of the light!. .
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Out Of Mouth Of Babes 2
Conversation with my son age 5 goes like this:- Mum - looks in the mirror,"I feel like death warmed up" Son-"Come on mum,you've never looked that good!!".
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The Tree Joke
Lumber jack starts to cut down a tree Then shouts "Timberrrr!!" Nothing Lumberjack cuts some more Then shouts "Timberrr!!" Nothing.
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Anaconda
2nd ABC challenge Anaconda Boa Constricts Down Eager Fangs Green Hunters In Jungle Kills Lizards, Mammals Nerka Or People.
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Tingling
Abc challenge A tingling intensifies Brow beaten magnifies Can I run you despair. Don't even go there.
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Tell Me
Tell me about yourself You ask What is it I say You need to know.
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Can't Write
Can't write Can't think Inspiration Won't come Minds dumb Bad pen That's all Amen.
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Engulfed
Engulfed by flames. Of emotions past. A look, a touch. A gentle loving smile. Caress me awhile. It's too much. I'll not ask. My hope that soars. Like an eagle on fire. Thro' thick black skies.
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Flower
Flower wilts lays forgotten Longs for upward tilts Of Bloom and shine With love sublime.
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Poetry
A picture A thousand words Poetry A thousand thoughts Emotions A mixture Sought. Sight An effulgent moon Wax and wane Sense An abstract boom Flutters and gathers The lost, Creating Poetic peace.
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Cascading Waterfall
Water cascades. On black rocks. Comes crashing. Down, a deluge. A torrent to mock. Tumbles on by. Over the fallen. Of you and I. Boulders strewn. Craggy pebbles. Sawn asunder. My feet meddles.
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Belonging
A shuddering. So strange. Sensation. Yet broken. With social. Retardation. Foreign,shameful. Disconnected. Longing for. Connection. Ache & embers. Are but. Remembered. Life so mixes.
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A Bridge too Far
A bridge too far I look, I reach out I try to connect How hard can That possibly be. Clearly impossible I now see It's a bridge too far!.
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