Crappy Timing Of The Month

These statistics were calculated from experience.
You are most likely to have your first period when your Mum's in Germany for work and you're at home with your Dad and Brother.
You are most likely to have your period when:
You are meant to be going swimming.
You are doing exams and meant to be concentrating on the answers and not on the PAIN.
You are in a show and ate meant to be acting and not grimacing in PAIN.
You are camping in the middle of nowhere and because it's a week early you are not prepared and there is nowhere in 1000000000000 square miles that sells towels or tampons.
You're at a sleepover.