12 May 2012
Mum: Honestly Rachel what do you do in bed?! Me: Sleep Mum: No you don't you thrash around wildly. How else would your sheets get like this. Me: How do you know? Did you ask the duvet? * gasps* Mum! You didn't tell me you were a persilmouth! Mum: Please tell me you didn't come up with that. Me: I didn't?
Yes I know you could turn a lot of that. I emitted the part about watching me sleep. Actually I'm quite proud of that joke seeing as I came up with it on the spot.
Someone Who Can Talk To Sheets • Opuss № I