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ralphlaurensomerville

Ginger 25 years old who lives to eat and loves to laugh

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ralphlaurensomerville
2012-04-20T06:12:54

Pure Hatred

I literally hate getting up so early. Probably not that early by some standards but I never go to bed in time so getting up after 5 hours kip makes me soooooo upsett. Stupid morning shifts!!!!.

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ralphlaurensomerville
2012-04-19T11:35:34

Leaves And Dust

Chub club have told me I need to loose 3 1/2 stones to be healthy. I thought I was fairly healthy anyway an that I looked ok. That's loads of weight.......

0 1 45 words
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ralphlaurensomerville
2012-04-18T13:15:33

Binge Diet.

I decided I'm going back to chub club on Thursday which of course means I need to eat as much as I can for the next day. It started yesterday. Chicken wings, chilli cheese burger and chips for...

4 0 123 words
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ralphlaurensomerville
2012-04-13T17:33:50

Babies Babies Babies

My best friend told me she was pregnant today :) I was so happy I cried :) good times!!!!!.

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ralphlaurensomerville
2012-04-13T17:32:48

Red Soup

12 tomatoes 3 carrots 3 sticks of celery 2 red peppers 2 chilli 5 cloves of garlic A bit of paprika Salt and pepper Chicken stock and water Chop everything up ( no peeling required) Put it in a pan...

0 0 64 words
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ralphlaurensomerville
2012-04-11T22:32:50

Catching Bees

My mam says... You catch more bees with honey than you do with vinegar.

4 0 14 words
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ralphlaurensomerville
2012-04-11T21:09:59

Ginger

Every cloud has a ginger lining :).

4 0 7 words
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ralphlaurensomerville
2012-04-11T20:55:32

I Think I Like Him

I've met a boy. A good one this time. Not a cheater or a beater or bully or ex druggie or roid head ( yea I've been that lucky) and he's lovely and he's ginger and Irish and I'm missing him much.

6 0 211 words
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ralphlaurensomerville
2012-04-11T06:35:17

Getting Up.....

Before the sparrows fart!.

6 1 4 words
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ralphlaurensomerville
2012-04-10T00:54:11

Untitled

Why when people have sex in a film do they always cum together?.

2 0 13 words
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ralphlaurensomerville
2012-04-09T18:02:37

Fish Finger Bliss

6 fish fingers ( two extra for dipping ) two thick white slices of bread with butter.

6 7 92 words
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ralphlaurensomerville
2012-04-09T15:55:35

Untitled

I like this thing where you can say what you like about what you like.... Well it's food I like. I'm in a constant battle with the stuff.

8 3 118 words
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ralphlaurensomerville
2012-04-07T23:40:52

Never

Never wrote poetry before but I can't help how I feel right now, Never been in love like this before but can't help how I feel right now, Never been so angry before but can't help how I feel right...

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