1 August 2012
But I'm afraid I have a problem, I like to fart Not just little ones that puff into the air But gargantuan ones with a musical flair
Sometimes I seem to fart all day Then I wonder why my friends back away I do tell them they smell like a rose But I guess my farts are far away from my nose
For someone so little I cause shock and awe And usually my pets will drop to the floor But try to stop me I'm afraid you just can't As I will explode like a nuclear plant!!
Fartbox! • Opuss № I