27 June 2012
Dear Ex
I'm going to miss the all night sex. Although usually you are unconscious. But like i'm sure I've said before, I don't mind or wake you when you snore.
1,2,3,4 unlocks the front door. 5,6,7,8 unlocks the front gate. I saw you set the new security system and the codes you picked are too easy anyone could break them. To keep us safe, I thought it best, to pick something harder, so I reset. You just don't know what crazy loon may break your code and get in our bedroom.
Until we get things back on track, I'll watch you from the pool house.
Maybe when you're fast asleep, into your house I will sneak. We can do it one last time, oh I love to bite your bum and lick your tum. Oh superstar you're too yum.
How can I stay mad at you, when I'm madly deeply in love with you. I forgive you super star, being mad at you's way too hard. You're always in my heart, we should never be apart.
Back on until the end.
Lots of love
Your devoted girlfriend
Ex • Opuss № I