Fail

@ernidjohan

Apologies don't fix broken hearts. But it surely helps the healing process..

@BlueIcecream

Dear Impossible,

Dear impossible, I just made a campfire underwater. Screw you Love Spongebob.

@Platypus

Vampire Bedbugs

I lie my head down on my pillow, And wrap my duvet up tight, Have a good sleep, Opussians, And don't let the vampire bedbugs bite. ='0'= <-- Evil Vampire . Bedbug (Mwa ha ha ha haaaaa!).

@MrCptWhiskers

Fag

Through monocle man I cure manicured words , we-are-herds, guided because guys did guide us to guild, beneath behemoth expectation it be he must occur, the birth of the ego burn the place we go burn...

@Emma_33

Dictionary Ban Thingy Teacher Reaction

I can't remember who, but someone ages ago said something about dictionary's being banned in some country's. I said I'd tell my teacher, and I forgot till today. If u r the person who said it,...

@vampires_rock

Perfect

I'm not perfect I don't have a perfect body I don't have perfect hair But what is golden about my life is my friends and what they think of me and ..

@ridaj41

mom

my mom has given up everything and has taken care of me and my sibling she saved us from the abuse we were recieving by adopting me and my sibling and giving us an amazing family .i love u mom with...

@Sapphira11

Goals

1. Is it possible to make 1000 opusses 2. Should I do that as a goal?.