9 July 2012
Sheep, sheep, sheep Wooly and oh so sweet How could anyone eat their meat?
But, I do like lamb chops I like them with mint sauce And lots of gravy of course They make a great main course
Pigs, pigs, pigs Who could eat a pig? Trotting on wee feet
But, I do like a pork joint With lashing of apple sauce Ham, sausages and bacon And crispy yummy crackling
Cows, cows, cows Cute moo-moo sounds Black wet nose sniffing all around
But, I do love beef A bloody lovely red meat Burgers on the barbie The thought just makes me starving
I'm not a vegetarian But I love my little furry friends I just can't give up meat to save them So I just eat meat not named after them
Meat, Meat, Meat • Opuss № I