14 May 2012
Some things you want to say but know you mustn't because the repercussions will drag out longer than the joy of the moment you got heard. Still, you want to say things that are on par with sticking two fingers up at your arsehole boss!
It was after a long hard day at the office - the sort of day that you spend every dreary moment dreaming of walking out the door and never looking back and half past five is an unbearable long wait. Finally, the clock strikes the end of the day and I can't clear my desk fast enough.
Getting home, my husband can tell somethings wrong and asks what up. Here is what I tell him:
"My manager flew into work today like an unwelcome storm cloud. I tried to laugh and joke and lift up his grumpy grumbly mood with my rays of sunshine, but... he shot down my efforts with his thunder bolts of lightening. Then my empathic cloud sucked it all in and now I'm a black cloud and I'm raining on the inside."
My husband took me in his arms and gave me a kiss that sang of sex, "I'm a horny rainbow. Let your empathic cloud suck that until you feel better."
I giggled naughtily at the images that blew into my mind. Things got pretty filthy after that and I sure did cheer up.
Later, remembering my managers tirade about quality and how we must come in an hour early tomorrow as punishment to make up for our lack of standard, I told my husband I needed to have an early night.
With that he gave me a cheeky wink and I knew I wouldn't get much sleep.
I hope my manager asks tomorrow why I'm so tired. I want him to ask in front of everyone, so I can smugly say "Thanks for all the great sex last night!"
Thanks For The Sex Arsehole • Opuss № I