28 October 2012
So sorry to interrupt your fun, One little thing and then I'm done: Kudos on this wondrous jam, Be sure to save me cheese and ham, But I'm just here to ask you please, Though pretty sure you're quite a bliss, To close your drapes, or dim the lights, For I'm not fond of tighty-whites, And tell your guests, with all respect, Barfing on streets just ain't correct, And though I'm sure the street is nice, I'm irritable to a smoker's vice, And last, but not least, I'm enjoying Chris Brown,
But TURN THE GODDAMN MUSIC DOWN.
Dear Neighbors: • Opuss № I