23 October 2012
Inside my closet dwells a creature, Of huge porportion, ghastly feature. With big red horns and purple spots, He lies hid away, scheming his plots.
For when night settles in, and lights are out, He makes his move, creeping about. With his horrible snout pulled into a leer, He spots your bed, he tip-toes near.
Watching you sleep, drooling by the side, Never to know what pains you'll abide. With a rumbling laugh, a wag of his... Stump, He closes in on you... Bump.
Bump.
Bump.
Bump.
As you wake up...
Your feet are freezing...
'Cause your hello kitty socks are missing!
Monster • Opuss № I