15 September 2012
Take my advice, never eat moldy cheese, It'll get to you before you can sneeze, And cut through your sanity like a knife, Before you know, before your eyes is flashing by your life.
First, pink splotches, here and there, Will make it hard for you to stare. And then, the hiccups, a violent case, Your head will fog in drunk-like haze.
Yet the symptoms have but just begun, The next part is where it gets fun. Hallucinations pray you, of all kinds, Tearing, messing with your mind.
In seconds' time, a yellow cow, Will burst the roof and go 'meow!' While prancing around in an orange tutu, And out the walls will sprout green goo!
And just when you think you've had enough, You'll be attacked by a violent cough. Every hair on your head will stand on end, And fall right off, you understand?
And even if you do surivive, You'll pray you weren't left alive, 'Cause what you once thought a great idea, Will get you back with diharrea!
So now you've been warned, don't eat moldy cheese!! Go warn others of this deadly disease, And don't let it catch you unexptected, Just pray you never get infected!
©ren360
Never Eat Moldy Cheese • Opuss № I