23 December 2012
It's Tuesday, must be Christmas, Time to get on with the day, Stockings opened in our bed, That's one thing out of the way.
Through the shower & hair washed, That's the second off my list, Beer in fridge, make desert, No risk of getting pissed!
Get the bird in the oven, The sprouts have been on since May, Potatoes being roasted, That's 6 things now today!
Progress, it is steady, Nobody interrupt, Gotta keep it going, Wish me the best of luck!
Number 7 on my to-do list, Is almost nearly done, Set the table, put out crackers, Enough for everyone.
Get into something smart, Guests are about to arrive, The to-do list almost complete, Looks like we'll all survive!
There's something I've forgotten, How could it have slipped my mind, The last thing on my to-do list, A great treasure yet to find.
Check behind the sofa and underneath the tree, A trace of red can be found, Ripped trousers we can see.
Gifts galore we have found, Each one from our wish list, Who delivered them all throughout the night? Why, that was Father Christmas!
Father Christmas • Opuss № I