richoplatt
Go to the beach today! Any one else game?
.....the amount of really gay poems? Man up!
Yum yum's from waitrose are amazing! Seriously, try them
Are all the single woman in Bournemouth horrible or something?! Blimey, she was über rude
Can't wait to be finished tonight! Then a nice and relaxed weekend! Hmm, beer me thinks
Want to watch a film, but don't know what to watch, any suggestions?
Bored as fuck!
I have created the thing that will chance the way we live! It's mind blowing......
'Its always sunny in Philadelphia' is the funniest show ever.....!
Buying a new computer, good times!
Work sucks! Really want to go out and have a beer..... Dam work!
Good old fashion and awesome pint by the river, ribs, good company and the sunset! Brilliant Friday!
Why is it whenever your single, all you see are couples? Where are all the nice single women in Bournemouth gone?!
Gutted real! No champions league for you this year! Very happy to see the two 'best' teams in the world fall and stumble because they are shit!
Why did the lizard cross the road? Because it was having sex with the chicken
Come on cheski! It's time everyone took their mouths off barca's cocks!
Wow, England sucks....! Need a new start somewhere either snowy or sunny.....hmm, where could that be...?
Guinea-saurus-rex
Why oh why have they decided to steal Chuck Norris jokes and change them into Lionel Messi jokes....disgraceful!