A dad and his son are droving home from scouts when the police start driving after them.
" What dose Bastard mean daddy"
"It means police"
When they get home the mum is carving the roast when she cuts herself"
" oh fuck"
" What dpse that mean mummy"
"It means carve"
The boy goes upstairs and his brother is shaving when he cuts himself"
" oh bolloks"
"What dose that mean bro"
" it means shave"
The bell tings and the boy awnsers it, its the police.
" Hi bastards your mums in the kitchen fucking the roast and bros upstairs shaving his bollocks"
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