Crazy Maybe
I am not crazy. Now step away from my unicorn..
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rjkbars
I love gymnastics. Want to become a future anesthesiologist. Any tips for writing are always helpful. Open to all comments.
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Stories by @rjkbars (41)
While Taking A Test And The Teacher Walks Out I The Room
Elementary school: Hey can I have a pencil. High School: What is the answer to number 1?.
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Haiku
Haikus are the worst I need help to write good ones Refrigerator.
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Quote
If people are trying to bring you down it only means you are above them..
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Poem
Roses are dead Violets are dead I am a terrible gardener.
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No School!
School was cancelled for me today. Yeah!!!.
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Camoflauge
Today is Marine's day. We honor them in their blue uniforms. We were going to honor the army too, but when we looked for them we couldn't see them because of the camoflauge that they wear..
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Love
I can see you in mind. You were so very kind. You loved me. You didn't flee. You would caress. My face when you'd confess. Your love for me. You fit in my heart like a key..
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Untitled
A flea and a fly in a flue (chimney). Were caught so what could they do. Let us flea said the Fly. Said the Flea let us fly. So they flew through a flaw in the flue (chimney)..
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There once was a girl named paige. Who dreamed of being onstage. But when she looked at the script. Her part had been stripped. And her lines now filled less than a page..
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There once was a guy who was tall. Then he had a great fall. He slept through the night. Is not alright. That's why he bought a pet ball..
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Day Dreaming
My friend told me to stop day dreaming so much. I was so shocked I almost fell off my unicorn..
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Ironic
There is no "I" in team. But there is a "Me.".
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Duck+Grapes
Duck walks up to a man. Got any grapes. No said the man. Next day. Duck walks up to the same man. Got any grapes. No said the man. Next day. Duck walks up to the man.
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Opusses
Any opusses i should read. Comment and i will try to read them as soon as possible..
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Math...
I am tired of finding the square root of x. Maybe you should find the square root of easy and tell me it. Nerd: I just found the square root of x. Girl: I just found the square root of cool.
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Car Dealer
Blond buys a new car. The next day she takes it back and says "my blinker's broken." "How is it broken asks the dealer?" "It keeps flashing on and off!".
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Dances
Freedom from parents. Loud music. Sweaty people. Lots of craziness..
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Haiku School
I am in sixth grade. Soon I will be in seventh. Soon school is over..
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Riddles
A man lives in a house. Every month he orders new lightbulbs. On monthe the lighbulbs don't show up. The lights go out. That night 7 people are killed. What type of house did the man live in.
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I Will Miss You
Icefrost1 good-bye. I'll miss u when u quit. We had fun times. Remember me Rjkbars. We always had fun. GOOD-BYE!!!.
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Icefrost1
Icefrost1 can be Loyal, nice, caring, awesome I will miss you friend..
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Haiku (in honor of Salettesaio)
Salettesaio. I saved her from a dragon. She is so thankful..
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Hero
I saved my sister. From man-eating gorillas. I am so awesome..
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Untitled
Never say no one loves me. People do love you. Sometimes they're just to shy or embarrassed to admit it.
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Randomosity
No one plans to fail. They just fail to plan. Just because your crush is dating someone else doesn't mean you have no hope for love. Believe you will find another perfect match.
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U never realize how much someone means to you until they break your heart by leaving you..
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An akward moment is when your crush says nobody loves me and you're thinking i do. Pick me..
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If you want someone to like you. Be yourself. Don't try to be something you aren't. People love as you are. Be yourself. It's the only way you'll find true love..
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Don't give into smoking. Remember people love you. They don't want to loose you..
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If you want someone to like you. Be yourself. Don't try to be something you aren't. People love as you are. Be yourself. It's the only way you'll find true love..
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Life is to short to hold grudges. Let them go. Live life to the fullest..
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Don't look at someone and be jealous they can do something you can't. Look at them with admiration and ask how they did it..
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Life is to short to hold grudges. Let them go and live life to the fullest..
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Hunger Games
Peeta: when i walk out the shop Katniss: not again Peeta: this is what i see Katniss: Peeta stop Peeta: Katniss Everdeen is a-lookin at me Peeta: I GOT A LOAF IN MY HAND AND I AIN'T AFRAID TO THROW...
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Camping
Three men are in the woods. They all have to go to the bathroom. There is nothing to wipe their butt with, but they eack have a dollar. The first man gets back. He says "I had a dollar.
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Blond Jokes
What do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you. Pull the pin and throw it back. How do you drown a blond. Put a scratch-n-sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.
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QUOTES
No matter what you have the ability to try. There's one way to do something perfectly but a million ways to try. No one plans to fail. They just fail to plan..
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Untitled
Don't cut what can be untied..
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LADDER
There is a ladder. The blond, brunette, and redhead have to climb it. Whith every step they take they get told a new joke. There are 100 steps.
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Brain Teaser
OHOLENE.
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