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rubyisapenguin

I'm 12 and happy to share snippets of stories and jokes ;) the younger the fresher 8)

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Surfing Quote

'I will tackle surfing, one wave at a time'.

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Best Friends 2

A friend is someone who asks politely for food, a best friend is someone who stuffs there face full of your food without asking..

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Best Friend

A friend is someone who will pick you up when you fall, a best friend is someone who laughs then picks you up.

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Snail Joke

What do you call a snail on a boat. - a snailor ;).

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Don't Give Up

When you give up it means you never tried ;).

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Dolphins

Did you know that dolphins are so clever that within a few weeks they can train someone to stand at the Side and throw them fish!!.

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