Cassie
Stick your open palm under the cubicle wall and ask "May I borrow a highlighter?" Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody makes a bodily function noise.
Hi, you're through to the Incontinence Hotline... can you hold please?.
Aizen's tea party After a tea party between Aizen, Tousen, Gin and the Espadas, they returned to their apartments, penthouses on the roof of Las Noches.
I look beneath me as georgeous lilac silk drapes delicately over my feet.
She soared across the crystal-blue sky, gently flapping her golden glossy wings. Wind brushed the stray wisps of hair off of Cherie's face as she delecately dodged fluffy white clouds.
What did the elephant say to the naked man. It's cute, but I bet you can't pick peanuts up with it!.
Apparently, according to many signs such as the Incan calendar and the fact that 2012 says "death" in a foreign ancient language, the world is going to end on the 21st of December.
I said to my parents "can you buy me a ukulele?" They said no. I then said "Can I get a job so I can earn money to buy a ukulele?" They said no. How am I supposed to get anything in life!?!?!?.
A woman woke her husband up in the middle of the night and said " There's a burglar in the kitchen eating the cake I made after dinner. Quickly, ring 999!". "Who shall I ask for?" said her husband.
What sort of meat do ninjas prefer?. Chops..
Why is bread like champagne?. It's good for toasting..
What's fluffy and swings from cake shop to cake shop?. A meringue-utang..
What did the grape say when the elephant trod on it?. It just gave out a little wine..
In a red country, in a red village, in a red house lived a red man who was relaxing in his red bath.