10 January 2013
18+ please!! Even though you'll all ignore me anyway! I did warn you!
I have a friend call BOB, He's just as good as any real knob, His brothers are popular amongst my friends, He's one of the biggest craves and trends, And he's perfectly equipped for the job.
With different speed settings, Circumstances letting, I get home and grab it, My trusty BOB and rabbit, Pure pleasure tonight I'm getting,
He doesn't talk back, He's great in the sack, The only downfall I tell, Is his love of Duracell, But rechargeable's keep him on track.
So grab one girls, Not as good as diamonds but better than pearls, He's great with flattery, Just remember the batteries, Go on and give BOB a whirl.
B.O.B • Opuss № I