7 January 2013
It's that dreaded time of year, My dogs libido kicks in to gear, My male dog thinks its Christmas again, Their constant humping drives me insane,
It only happens twice yearly, Where my doggies decide to love each other dearly, Last year their humping cost me 70 pound, To take Harry vets make him safe and sound,
So the reasons pretty silly, He had a problem with his willy, It wouldn't go back in after hours, We did everything advised even cold showers,
But no it still remained out, He's a randy little thing this left me with no doubt, Took him to the vet, She said "wow he really is erect"
Couple of injections later, He looked at me like I was a traitor, His codger was back and my purse lighter, And Harry was fixed the little blighter,
I've tried keeping them away from each other, No longer house mates but doggie lovers, At it like rabbits the saying goes, Having them hump really blows,
Keeping them apart, Is a master art, As long no vet bill comes, Carry on, at least someone's getting some.
Dog Libido. • Opuss № I