13 December 2012
There once was a pirate called Rich, He steered the ship into a massive ditch, His crew weren't impressed, They were highly stressed, The journey wasn't going without a hitch,
The jolly Rodger was broken, Expletives were spoken, Arrghhh they cried, For Rich had lied, His inner self had awoken.
For he was a vampire in disguise, You should've heard the horrific cries, Of his ship mates as he sank, His teeth into their flank, And waited for the pirates demise.
All was not dead, They were vampires instead, Gorging on corpses of the unwilling, Lives of many they were killing, The vampire population spread.
Problem is he was pirate by trade, So on the broken ship he stayed, Lived his life as a vampire, Drinking blood his desire, But being a capt'n was something he played.
Pirate Arrrggghhhhh!! • Opuss № I