samofthepryce

I'm not in a cheese mood. I don't mean to be rude, Please don't start a feud, I'm simply not in a cheese mood. I'm not in a cheese mood. I hope this isn't misconstrued As some crude attitude; I'm just not in a cheese mood. Don't make me o…

I'm Not In A Cheese Mood • Opuss № I

Lights up. A drug dealer stands alone on stage. A man walks by to collect his 'order' discretely. The man exits. Enter another man. MAN (in a strong cockney accent): Have you got my cocaine? DEALER: Sorry, I don't know him. Blackout. …

Misheard • Opuss № I

'When I was a kid, I was scared of the dentist - he was a paedophile.' --Jimmy Carr

Childhood Fears • Opuss № I