Testicles
One of my testicles is bigger than the other two. Is this normal?.
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sandyhamill
43, single, male, 4 ultra-expensive kids and a cat who hates me. Glasgow boy who now lives in southern Scotland, place called England.
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Viagra
Old Mary and Billy, 84 years old wake up and Mary says,"hey Billy, I got two Viagra, fancy it?" "go on then Mary" says Billy. Half hour later Mary says "fancy some breakfast?".
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Nightshift Ramblings
Just had the strangest feeling that I'm forgetting something again. Déjà vu and amnesia at the same time..
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Jesus
Heavily pregnant Mary and Joseph are in the stable having a refurb. done. The builder comes in, smacks his head on the door and shouts "Jesus Christ!!".
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Secrets
Life is full of secrets. Why would you want to know them all at once?.
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Opuss i.q.
Is there an entry requirement for opuss, a la mensa. I'm reading some seriously intelligent stuff here. Or am I seriously thick?.
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eBay
Does anyone know how to cancel an eBay bid. I entered an auction to buy a cowboy outfit and I'm 4 hours away from owning Arsenal..
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52 Polar Bears
Just trying to break the ice..
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Question.
I mix ethyl-cyanoacetate with para-formaldehyde in the presence of a catalyst (pipiredene) to produce cyanoacrylate. What do I make for a living.
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Irritations
Why don't they sell fridges at Selfridges?.
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Worlds Funniest Joke
What did one snowman say to the other snowman. "Oi, can you smell carrots?".
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