23 November 2012
John Watson:(choking Sherlock) remember I was a soldier. I killed people! Sherlock: you were a doctor! John Watson: I had bad days.
Watson: we should call the police Sherlock:(shoots into the air five times) there on their way Watson: oh gods sake! Sherlock;oh shut up its quick
(A bit inappropriate) Sherlock: if I wanted to look at naked women I'd borrow John's laptop John: so you do borrow my laptop! Sherlock: I confiscate it
John: oh Sherlock always replies. To everything he's mr.punchline. He will outlive god trying to have the last word.
John: I always hear "punch me in the face" when you say it but its usually subtext
(Via note taped to apartment door) crime in progress. Please disturb.
Watson:(Sherlock has just told Watson his whole life from small clues) that's amazing! It's incredible! Sherlock: that's not what people normally say Watson: what do people normally say? Sherlock: piss off
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