24 January 2013
Dear Dentist
I come to you on regular basis to do the regular bla bla you keep talking about. I brush, I floss and do the mouth wash thing. But NOTHING seems to please you. And last time.... Last time was heartbreaking. You want me to stop drinking coffee and if I really want to you don't want me to drink it hot. Seriouslyyyyyy?????
I think am gonna have to break up with you. Nothing ever stands between me and my coffee. And while you are at it. Stop asking me questions when your using this bzzzzzzzz thing in my mouth. Not smart man not smart.
A Hate Letter To My Dentist • Opuss № I