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sark

I know more than I think I know, just as I know less than I want to know

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2012-09-26T13:09:01

Illuminati

Have u ever heard of the Illuminati. Do u believe in it or you think it's just another crap conspiracy-theory what bored people found out.

16 14 66 words
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2012-08-23T04:57:11

Frozen Sandwich

I was at the Cycling Junior Word Championship this afternoon and I got a ham and egg sandwich, my first bite was terrible - it was frozen.

12 5 193 words
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2012-08-17T13:05:32

Untitled

Where has humanity lost common sense?. When I don't get a cleaning job just because I don't have full drivers licence, I just don't know what to think anymore.

10 7 51 words
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2012-08-07T16:54:22

Knock-Knock-Knock!

It was a few minutes after midnight, I couldn't get to sleep, as I'm currently working at home, in my own time-schedule, so no hurry getting up in the morning.

28 8 511 words
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2012-07-09T09:42:50

Men -.-

"Are you actually listening???" "Yes, I am, of course!" "What did I just say?" "Something about something." -.-.

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2012-07-08T12:24:52

I'm Back!

Sorry guys, it's been over 2 weeks I checked in, I'm here again and I'm gonna start the second part of my story "Twins" and other stories too, and I'll try to catch up with all your writings here.

14 5 57 words
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2012-06-22T11:32:44

5 Years and Mistakes

What will I do 5 years from now. For whom will I cry in my sleep and why.

16 2 139 words
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2012-06-14T08:40:16

As Many Others Said...

...it's the Ranking System what's driving people crazy. This is my opinion too. Otherwise people wouldn't post 20 opuses a day, original work or copied quotes, that doesn't matter.

46 45 262 words
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2012-06-10T07:33:38

Friends?

I can't plan my entire life, Don't ask me what am I doing next month on weekdays and nights. I am really spontaneous, So just call whenever you need me, even to catch a mouse.

10 2 152 words
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2012-06-10T07:30:55

Lawyer Needed

Felt like dying from the inside, You should have held me tight, So when the moment has came, I wouldn't have turned insane.

10 8 60 words
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2012-06-09T07:51:47

The Mountain of Wishes

. 1 Every full moon the Mountain of Wishes was welcoming people from all over the world to make their wishes come true. There were rules, of course. One person - one wish.

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2012-06-07T21:53:27

You Know...

...that your Dad is an alcoholic when he's being brought home from the pub in a wheelbarrow....

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2012-06-07T08:58:08

The Cat Which Watched The Dog

It happened on a hot summer day years and years ago. Our cat and our dog were really good friends and they both were struggling with the weather.

26 6 185 words
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2012-06-06T09:25:27

To Understand: Bullying

Do you get bullied in the school and wonder if you actually deserve it. -The answer is: NO. No one deserves to get bullied. But...

30 10 211 words
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2012-06-05T02:59:32

Twins - Part 1

"What a good party again" - Stacey thought. She's happy she's in again, with enough make-up, she looks older than she really is. And what a handsome guy, and how good he can kiss.

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2012-06-03T11:19:13

The Colour Of You

I can't decide which colour would be you, The always winning Red or the moody Blue. Maybe the relaxed Green, but dark or light. I don't think this colour-giving is even right.

28 2 125 words
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2012-06-03T11:10:09

The One

I'm the One for you, I know it for sure, I'm the One for you, You know that too. But you're not the One for me, With you I'm feeling lonely.

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2012-06-03T07:16:09

Pussy

Mooshi-monsters your kids are playing, Mooshi in German means pussy, I'm just saying. Go to Hungary, you'll often hear pussy-pussy, It means nothing but a kiss on the cheek, you naughty.

10 3 48 words
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2012-06-03T04:56:33

Men

Are you the Rain or the Sun. Hot and adored or from you most of us run. One is never enough for you, You give most girls a burnt too.

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2012-06-02T23:54:40

The Time

Whenever you came home, We asked why weren't you here all along, where have you been and why, We couldn't enjoy it, so we didn't take the time.

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2012-06-01T05:36:05

Monkey sees, Monkey does

When did we start not to care. Not to care about each other. Or have we ever cared what's happening to people we don't know.

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2012-06-01T00:39:50

For @glen :)

I once knew a man, Glen, He was always happy, never sad, Tried to hide he's upset, Never cried, put a smile on his face instead.

10 3 57 words
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2012-05-30T10:30:01

Had Enough

...Of poems about the Cheater. He already apologised, probably ashamed too. Why do you turn his bad into your good by writing poems about it.

10 3 66 words
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2012-05-29T20:58:50

Young and Naive

It begins on Facebook. If you're young(and cool), you're probably on. With lovely pictures of you, in more or less clothes.

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2012-05-29T08:01:29

Escape

Your day became my night, My world is inside out, I'd give you a call just right now, But you'd be pissed off this nighttime.

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2012-05-28T23:17:19

L.O.V.E.

Whenever she woke up in the morning, she had to realize again and again how miserable her life was. School day again. Oh why, why does she have to see them together each day, every moment.

10 4 382 words
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2012-05-19T12:04:40

Salaries in Hungary

As you guys don't live in Hungary, you also can't know our sarcasm about the government, the bills, the salaries.

6 1 186 words
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2012-05-04T20:03:19

It's Over

I've just came to realize The truth in your eyes, You were lying all those years, Now you can't stop your tears. No, I won't wipe them away, They'll fall again and again.

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2012-05-02T20:26:26

@octopuss

Octopuss, oh Octopuss, Can you climb up to Olympus. Come, let's go hand in hand, Don't turn away your head. I've never met you in real life, But you're a good friend online.

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2012-05-01T22:06:18

@smellyfingers

Why are your fingers so smelly, Wasn't your bath in time ready. Or your soap just felt down, Maybe no shops open in town. Oh why, oh why, Smellyfingers, Typing poems with smelly fingers.

36 13 51 words
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2012-05-01T21:34:12

How to cope...

...with other children when you're poor, really poor. Problem 1. You were born in a poor family and everyone can see it on your appearance - for example clothes. Problem 2.

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2012-04-30T21:09:01

How to cope...

...with an alcoholic dad when you're a girl and 16.

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2012-04-26T20:46:17

Next Tuesday...

...It's my Birthday!!.

60 43 93 words
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2012-04-26T11:12:49

Just Leave... Or Don't...

If you write a goodbye-opuss because some haters are bullying you, than - just go. Or - stay, but delete it.

42 55 55 words
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2012-04-26T08:28:01

WARNING!

In Africa, every 60 seconds a minute has gone. The lions die before their 30th birthday. There are some crocodiles, which eat once a year. Like and repost if you like pancakes.

94 2 58 words
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2012-04-25T18:58:31

Bio in Rhymes

Came across a long way from Hungary, From Switzerland to the U.K., it was my destiny. I wanted to stay in Zürich forever, But a guy played with me so clever.

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2012-04-25T18:21:05

Together Alone

***How I feel today*** I feel soooo lonely. I work at home, live with a family, looking after the kids, cooking, etc...

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2012-04-24T22:17:14

Untitled

Chelsea won, everyone is going insane here, We even woke up the kids to tell them that CHELSEA WON!!!.

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2012-04-24T14:55:55

Pay-back

Fight for your dreams and rights, But can't you see. Your angel cries. You're busy dealing with your sadness, Who will care about the helpless.

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2012-04-23T19:42:54

Chapter 3

Jane didn't talk to Frank that day, her eyes were red from crying over night. What Frank was afraid of, happened that night. He talked while he was asleep. And Jane heard everything.

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2012-04-22T18:25:57

My music-taste

Well, this is gonna be weird... Who loves Britney Spears and the Metallica at the same time. Not many, I guess. And then there's Elvis Presley, love him too. (I mean his music...

32 9 138 words
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2012-04-21T20:31:46

Headache

My head hurts again, I hate being in pain. I can't read an Opuss, Nor can I eat humus. I just took an aspirin, I've found it inspiring. My liver hates me I guess, Just help me pill. I beg....

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2012-04-20T15:20:52

Untitled

For those women who say "all men are the same". Why the hell did you try out all of them???o.O.

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2012-04-20T14:34:09

Booked

I am a really happy person now, woohoo!!.

30 7 127 words
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2012-04-18T23:41:18

Chapter 2

Sarah was driving her brand new car she got for her birthday this year. Her son -Billy- sleeping in the back peacefully.

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2012-04-18T09:32:25

Not my Son

The sunshine feels heavy on us and the last thing we'd want to do is riding our bikes. But we're going to school every day by bike, and today wasn't an exception.

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2012-04-17T12:22:07

Silly Rhymes

Daniel is one bad guy, For girls, he could die. He really knows How to propose, But how many women Will fall into his river.

28 9 83 words
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2012-04-16T23:48:16

Chapter 1

Frank was lying next to his girlfriend Jane, looking deeply in her big blue eyes. She was pretty, even women turn after her when she's walking by.

28 6 371 words
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2012-04-16T09:22:24

Invisible Friends

You're my friend. Each of you. And I'd like to read about you more. That's why I'm actually here. To read blogs and stories of interesting, boring, rich or poor people.

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2012-04-15T19:28:09

Are you Lonely?

I like being alone. It's not the same than being lonely.

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