29 June 2012
A man is in a hotel lobby. He wants to ask the clerk a question. As he turns to go to the front desk, he accidentally bumps into a woman beside him and as he does, his elbow goes into her breast. They
are both startled and he says, "Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as your
breast, I know you'll forgive me." She replies, "If your penis is as hard as
your elbow, I'm in room 1221."
Opuss № I