24 April 2012
(The MC) Yo, introducing Mr Right & Mr Wrong Here to deliver their new hit song
(Mr Right) Haha, my name is Mr Right and that is Mr Wrong (Gong sound) BEEP dude, did you just break a gong :O
(Mr Wrong) Hell yeah I did, Why does that annoy you? You little goodie too-shoes kid
(Mr Right) Oh!!! I better not have heard what you went to say Well at least I don't go round with my arms round bitches all day And then go strutting around trying to show your class By going and touching some poor girls ass I don't care what was your stupid intention But I'm pretty sure that you deserve a detention Cause that was an unexpectedly heinous act you see I'm sorry but I'm doing my best to keep my clarity But if you can't understand my diction Then your life's gonna be one big conviction And soon you'll be known for your drug addiction So it won't be bad when the judge makes a rash-conviction Now get yourself some self-restriction So you can stop anymore bad life affliction
(Mr Wrong) So what if I do that, what will it do to you Leave me alone so as the French say "adieu" I'll be acting sappy for the girls when and where I like I don't need to be remembered like Van Dyke And unlike what you said I won't take drugs Because the only drug I need is lot's of pretty hugs And the reason that they all come to me Is that I'm the full package with the real initials MWP
(Mr Right) You've always been going round spilling the dirt on me I've always trusted you and yet you don't respect my privacy And if that's the way you want to stay with the in-crowd Then I don't need that shit cause I will hold my head up proud This is what you rely on to get your attention All by distributing my personal information God man, don't you have a single good morale to guide your life
(Mr Wrong) Yes I do, its to get an amazingly hot wife I din't even care when I'm random girls talking dirty Cause all I'm really doing is being very flirty So by the time I'm at the age of thirty I'll be sitting on our balcony trying to take her tea Continuing the chain from when I took her dads other kidney So I married to a hot girl and her family's full of generosity But before all that happens when I have to be good I'll live my young life with motives that are easily understood Do what I want and you'll fix it later And I'll go on ahead and probably chat up a waiter But no matter what people say You gotta live life to its greatest every day So my plan is with the wife It's brilliant so long as I enjoy my life
(Mr Right) Ya, maybe you're right But society will crumble if it's not run day and night So there has to be a balance of sensibility And downright stupidity So that we live our lives to their full potential and possibility As well as making other lives better by helping with honesty
(Mr Wrong) You know what dude... This song sucks
(Mr Right) Nah, we just need to add in flying ducks Driving lunch trucks And remember, whose the guy with Right in his name Actually, let's just stop right now, this songs so bad going on's insane (Static)
Mr Right & Mr Wrong (Song Comedy, Sorta) • Opuss № I