Courtesy of a magnet on my sisters fridge:-
"My idea of cleaning is to sweep the room with a glance."
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Courtesy of a magnet on my sisters fridge:-
"My idea of cleaning is to sweep the room with a glance."
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CEO and Cofounder of Seamonster. Likes talking more than writing. Ever speak your emails silently as you write? Thats me. Irony:- Having a mother as a English teacher, studying as an engineer and coming back to a company spreading a love of words.
If money doesn't grow on trees, then why do banks have branches?.
Me, big tough vampire slayer, no throw up at the sight of decapitated heads. Right. ~Anita Blake.
Fridge full of food, nothing to eat. Wardrobe full of clothes, nothing to wear. Internet full of sites, nothing to go on..
No person is entirely worthless. One can always set a bad example..
What was dan so desperate for?.
An idea (i-deer) .... A fawn owned by Apple..
An idol (i-doll)... A sex toy made by Apple..
SCOTTIES ON FIRE. :p.
Brilliant😄 I've got a few of these, such as 'A clean house is a sign of a wasted life' & a personal favourite 'Damn right I'm good in bed-I can stay there for days' (accompanied by a pic of '50s type bird with glass of champers in hand) 😄😉
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