Courtesy of a magnet on my sisters fridge:-
"My idea of cleaning is to sweep the room with a glance."
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Brilliant😄 I've got a few of these, such as 'A clean house is a sign of a wasted life' & a personal favourite 'Damn right I'm good in bed-I can stay there for days' (accompanied by a pic of '50s type bird with glass of champers in hand) 😄😉
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