14 August 2012

A very good friend of mine is about to become a father for the first time so I thought I'd drop him a little insight into how his world is about to change.

Parenting is...

• Finding a walnut at the bottom of one trainer and a grape at the bottom of the other • Operating on four hours sleep for the fifth consecutive day running. • Wiping vomit from your shoulder. • Learning to breath though your mouth while changing nappies. • Knowing you day is fucked before it begins • Sharing a bed with an assortment of stuffed toys. • Watching someone eat their own bogies without retching. • Sleeping perched on the edge of the bed all night (regardless of the bed size)

But strangely it's all worth it.

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