14 August 2012
A very good friend of mine is about to become a father for the first time so I thought I'd drop him a little insight into how his world is about to change.
Parenting is...
Finding a walnut at the bottom of one trainer and a grape at the bottom of the other Operating on four hours sleep for the fifth consecutive day running. Wiping vomit from your shoulder. Learning to breath though your mouth while changing nappies. Knowing you day is fucked before it begins Sharing a bed with an assortment of stuffed toys. Watching someone eat their own bogies without retching. Sleeping perched on the edge of the bed all night (regardless of the bed size)
But strangely it's all worth it.
Parenting is... • Opuss № I