@thedoublebarrel

I love the Lord.

@johndoewho

寫點什麼好呢？.

@myeternalbeloved

Frustrations Of A Mother And Wife

I think this family needs reprogramming x.

@dangarooo

Ermm.

I'm kind of guessing this is twitter. Without the restriction on letters. Hmmmmmm.

@sarahjay81

Lovely lovely lie in. Enjoying every moment ahhh bliss!.

@mkkurunc

Please Say No.

Am i the only one who thinks of something to eat after pressing the "feed" button. Am i. Oh god why am i always hungry. (´･_･`).

@StormieSkies

Man Of The 'Oar Xxx

That guy in the Thames. You know, the guy who completely RUINED the Oxford-Cambridge boat race. Dick. X.

@ScottySauce

Santa's Hungry!

Milk and cookies. No, no, no. You've got it all wrong, kids. What Santa really likes is beer and nachos. Trust me....