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Today, I broke my personal record of most consecutive days lived.
"I care not a jot that you are the son of a certified sauerkraut-sucking loon! It minds not me that you dress like a mad parrot and talk like a plate of beans negotiating their way out of a cow's digestive system. It is no skin off my ros…
I'd call you a whore but that'll insinuate someone's buying.
I'm sorry, did the middle of my sentence interrupt the beginning of yours?