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sguga
I am currently undergoing my GCSE's so I don't post often!
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Stalking
Many people don't really know the true definition of stalking, so here it is: Stalking is a romantic walk between two people but only one knows about.
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He is only clever because he is lazy. Now, did anyone get that?.
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MY COMICS HAVE ARRIVED. IM SOOO HAPPY!!. XD.
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Help Anyone?
People of the world...HELP ME. How do you get free music on your iPhone via iTunes?. I can't use iTunes to save my life :'(.
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I think I may have a slight bit of dyslexia. When I tried to spell 'pulled' I spelt it as 'pllued'!.
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Trololololol
Today we had an Italian-looking supply teacher for science and one of my friends said to him "sir your so hot your the cheese to my pizza" THAT IS EXACTLY HOW SHE SAID IT.
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The Many Strange Things I Witness At School
So, hey guys, I want to tell you about my wonderful day at school today.
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Game On
Sweat, dripping, Fingers, slipping. Heart, pounding, Alarm, sounding. Mind, stressing, Thoughts, messing. Feet, quickening, Breath, lingering. Heat, kicking, Clock, ticking.
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Evil Bed
My bed just stacked me :( I think it has great pleasure in doing so because it's been going on for a year now!.
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Sneeze
Ohhh I just heard somebody sneeze outside and it sound like he was say: YAHOOO. YAHOO!.
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CAKE IS A LIE. It NEVER existed...NEVER!!!!!. What your eating their is your dough covered FINGERS!!!. ...and now your probably wondering where they've gone.....
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Fireworks
Casually watching the fireworks from my bedroom window, moth still open, trying to type without looking.... Woah they are beautiful. <3.
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My 200th opuss-aaannnnddd there's nothing special about it as you can see. So maybe I might just sing you a song.
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Why can't my mum ever tell when I'm being sarcastic, why oh why?. Ahhhh boy...never mind.
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Try And Read - If You Can
Dearworld, Iamgoingtowritelikethiswithoutanyspacesgrammerandallthatstuffbecauseiamboredandhavenothingbettertodowithmyliferightnowanditsnotlikethosethingstotestifyouhaveastrongmimdoranythingbutapparent...
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If you find the '9' in here in less than 30 seconds the I'll give you one billion pounds, British pounds (^_−)−☆.
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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen." The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming.
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Children, don't f***ing cuss. It's bad..
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Freak News
If you have a close bond with someone (e.g. Someone in your family) then sometimes they may be able to read their minds-or you theirs.
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Here For You | Chapter 11
Dear my readers, If you've noticed this story is categorised as adventure, so if your sitting there wondering there's nothing adventurous going on here then that's because the adventure bit of this...
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(T ^ T)
I wish singers would drop the need to strip in music videos (｡-_-｡).
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Tom & Jerry
A foreign woman came to London. Her English was not good but she still managed to rent out a house but soon figured a major problem about it. She had mice. So she contacted her landlord for help.
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Anime List
This is all the anime I have to get through: Kaichou wa maid sama Kimi ni todoke Monster Daily lives of high school boys Death note Baka tono sama Elfen lied Code geass Full mental alchemist Fairy...
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Here For You | Chapter 10
I just looked at her and she turned around looking all innocent. "What?" she asked dazed "He was getting annoying" she added plainly.
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Time Joke :P
Person: Excuse me sir, what time is it.
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Joke I Found On Yahoo
Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker-function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.
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True Story
*teacher puts 'kick ass' movie on and goes to sit at the middle of the class as he has some work to do* Teacher: oh no. I forgot my water bottle on my desk at the front of the class.
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What I Saw On A T-shirt One Day
Rock: you rule Ruler: you rock.
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The Telephone Call
*makes a call* Answer machine: Your call could not be reached at the moment please try again in 5 seconds, 4 seconds, 3 seconds, 2 seconds, 1 second, 0 seconds.
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Pied
So my friend was like to me today 'what's 22 divided by 7-oh. You just got pied!' *22/7=pi *not the pie u eat but the mathematical pi (it's also spelt differently :).
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Here For You | Chapter 7
This chapter may have one or two swear words that I have put stars for some of the letters but the word is still easily guessable-just saying to let you know :) Have fun reading Chapter #7: He took...
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e.t.c.
End of thinking capacity. -Something I found on instagram :) lol.
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I love the way opuss casually has infinitemonkeys@opuss.com as their email. Why didn't I think about that when I was creating my new email!.
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Does anyone know of any good editing apps for iPhone. I'm gonna start photography club in my school and I want to make the teacher go 'WOAW!'.
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Bless your face and if you sneeze in this video bless you. -Toby (AKA tobuscus).
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It's You XP
It's not me it's youuu, and the more I think about it, it's definitely youu. -somewhere on YouTube :).
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NARUTO
I WATCHED ALL OF THE NARUTO SHIPPIDEN EPISODES!!. NOW I HAVE TO WAIT THREE DAYS UNTIL THE NEXT ONE COMES OUT!. CAN'T WAIT!!!. o(^▽^)o.
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Advice (=^ェ^=)
Always be yourself. Unless you can do a good impression of a penguin. Then always be a donkey..
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Here For You | Chapter 5
Sorry it's so late I've been busy going out shopping for school uniform :) Enjoy Then all of a sudden there was a thunderous clamour downstairs. In the kitchen.
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I Look At
I look at the sky, All day and all night. It makes me feel happy, Rekindles my inner light. I look at the clouds, With all the shapes they bring. I look at the stars, Oh how they make me wanna sing.
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Opuss
@Seamonster In the next update could we use italics in our opusses. Pretty please :D.
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Here For You | Chapter 4
A frightening scream shot into the air like a firework. Sky. The scream came from my room.
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LOL
I 'lol' at pretty much EVERYTHING. Lol OH. There you go I just did it again!. Lol I must seriously stop doing that!!!!!!. .____..
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Slide To Your Death
My heart stopped at the drop MAN. That TINY yellow SLIDE was SCARY. Beware humans it looks harmless but you will die-on a water slide-if you let your guard down............. O_o.
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Here For You | Chapter 3
Sorry guys it took sooo long but I was on holiday-and I still am-and there isnt really any internet!. x_x The only internet that is here has really crap connection!. X_X IM SORRY.
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Olympics
We came third in rowing •_____• What happened??!!.
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Here For You | Chapter 2
With a ghostly scream piercing through the air, I shot up wide awake in my bed. Sweat made it possible for my blanket to stick onto me like glue.
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Here For You | Chapter 1
Hey guys :D I started writing a story called 'Reunited' but I changed the name to 'Here For You'. Also I changed all The characters names.
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Dolphins
I'm hearing dolphin sounds outside my window O_O OMFG is this even possible. Have I just missed, like, the evolution of dolphins or something. Or am I still dreaming...again This is very bizarre!!.
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Psychology
At around the age of 3 and younger the daughter is attracted to the father and the son is attracted to the mother. Now I am literally frightened of having a son ...
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Love, Light, Darkness
#100days Love is the bright light that lights up the darkness in our world... Just like the fireball power up lights up the darkness for super Mario in his world :).
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Reunited| Part Two
PART #2 With a ghostly scream piercing through the air, I shot up wide awake in my bed. Sweat made it possible for my blanket to stick onto me like glue.
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Keep Going
I want to say something to you guys... Well I don't do this often So don't laugh.... But... Anyway here it is... Just keep going. YAY YOU MADE IT HERE. HAI. CONGRATULATIONS YOU READ MY MESSAGE.
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Reunited | Part 1
Hey guys this is a glimpse of my new story I've made up!. Hope you like it and please comment. Tell me what I need to work on and what I'm doing well at!. Tell me if I should carry on with it.
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A Short Poem About Me
Lazy lazy That is me Kinda crazy Also me My ideas They're so free Oh my gosh I need to pee So so sorry That's rude of me I am random Don't you see.
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Campus - Part 2
Scene 2: They both go down to the dining hall. Kerry looks for Mark. IVY Who are you looking for. KERRY Mark. He told me to meet him here in ten minutes.
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Campus - Part 1
This is a screen play for a move that I had to make in film studies for my GCSE controlled assessment and I thought I should share it with you guys!.
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Oh god I have 69 followers!. O.O.
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The only compliment I get from my brother is this: Your so ugly that the whole of china opened their eyes. ._____. How nice....
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Got my headphones in; not listening to music...but I can the thud thud thud of my heart beating!.
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I'm not writing a lot on opuss because I am making a story that I'm gonna post here. It's gonna take a long while. Plus I have to study for upcoming tests. D:.
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Story- To Be Or Not To Be :D
I might start posting a story sometime and I'm not sure when I'll start posting them because I'm still thinking of a good storyline. Well...actually I have one but I'm not sure it makes sense. Lol.
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Music + Food + Freedom = Happy Saide.
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Shopping with mum=several hours of hell. x_x.
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Shloer
Will I ever live to pronounce that word?.
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I really want a kimono. I really do!.
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A person who never made a mistake never tried anything new. - Albert Einstein.
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A Joke My Cousin Told Me
Female: I dont feel very well today... :/ Male: Ohhh. How awful I was going to take you out shopping today... :S Female: I was only joking. Male: Me too. Female: *goes ballistic*.
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Dont Forget
Dont forget fathers day is tomorrow. Get him a nice card... You know you want to. :P.
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Lyric Twist
R.I.P to the potato chip I used to know, Its crunchiness is gone, I ate it and now its over. My version of Rita Ora's song (R.I.P to the girl you used to know....).
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I cant do anything I cannot run, As you will follow me where theres moon And where theres sun. But I dont mind As I like you, And you know that for you Theres nothing I wouldn't do..
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"A 'friend' is just another word for 'personal stalker'" -Me.
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Has anyone noticed that all teachers writing are pretty much the same!.
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Kik
Talk to me on kik My name is Random_Person101 But on one condition ....stalking is not allowed!.
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When I was doing my exam I finished 20 minutes earlier. So what I did was draw a big-ish cross on the table, drew an arrow towards it and I wrote: 'I found the treasure ARRR'.
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Hitlers e-mail
Muwahaha@hitmail.co.nazi.
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In science they say you only love/like some one because you love their natural body smell.... Creepy. *sniff* *sniff* mmmmm....that smells like a six pack ;D.
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B-Day
I am going on holiday this year. I'll be traveling on my birthday. My present when I arrive there: FOOD. Lots and lots of FOOD!!. I've always dreamt of that ya know. .
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I have an exam today, Tomorrow And next week!.
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Ooops
I'm overflowing with so much happiness, I nearly forgot to breath!.
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Any1 No
Anyone know what this means?: Sugar Honey Ice Tea.
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Aaahhhh!
Oh my gosh... Tomorrow I'm going to get my braces. I hope it doesn't hurt. Or take really long or I'll fall asleep in the chair/bed thingy. You know what.
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I Need Help Opussians!
I answered a question on a maths past paper and now that I've marked it i got full marks. BUT.... I dont remember how I got the answer. I haven't got a clue anymore. Man, how is this possible?.
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Names
My name originates from Hebrew and it means princess. What about yours?.
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T-shirt 8
Front: Opuss - Where words... Back: ...come to life (3 little paw prints replace the ellipse '...').
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T-shirt 7
Front: Your opuss Back: Your words.
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T-shirt 6
Start your own trend in opussia!.
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T-shirt 5
Front: Come to opussia... Back: ...We have kittens.
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T-shirt 4
OPUSS: One Proud Uranus Star Ship.
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T-shirt 3
OPUSS The new wonderland - Saide Guga.
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T-shirt 2
Never fear The opuss kitty is here.
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T-shirt
Front: What does a cat love more than a ball of wool... Back: A ball of opussian talent.
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Eviler Than You
Orochimaru: I just got promoted, I'm soo eviler than you *holding a muffin in his hands* Itachi: no. Orochimaru: yes I am.
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Dearoppusians
Try to read this. If you can than that is great. If you cant then oh-well.
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Cover me. I'm going in..
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Don't you just hate it when salesmen follow you around trying to talk you into buying their goods... So when I'm with a friend I take that advantage..... Me: me no know English.
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Painting your nails takes soooo long and it's soo much effort. If one little thing goes wrong it looks horrible and u have to start again... I have to re-do the whole of my right hand again.
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You Are My Everything
If I am the grass, you are my water. If I am one third, you are one quarter. If I am the queen, you are my king. If I am an angel, you are my wing. If I am the forest, you are my trees.
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Dumb Nerd
There are such things as dumb nerdz... No, really there are... I'm one of them O.O.
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