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WHO IS YOUR FAV FOOTBALL TEAM??.
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shandymunch
I have a pet cat called shandy. She is very cute and loves to be stroked. I do dance lessons with Lorna Timms dance school and I get taught by Miss Melissa.
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Sorry
I haven't written an Opuss post in around 5-6 months now since I got Fb but I hope to write some more posts soon in the next month or so.
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Hello Once More
Haven't written a Opuss thing for around 4 months now, ever since I got Fb I have not been writing for a while but now I will write more columns not messages:).
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I Say, They Say
I say I like rain. They say I'm mad. I say I only like White and milk chocolate. They say I'm crazy. I say I like animals. They say O.K. I say I like cheese. They say no way.
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Chinos
Why do most teenage boys wear chinos. Tell me why. If you don't know what they are... They are skinny jeans for men..
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Young
Forgive us for what we have done. Cos I'm young. Yeah I'm young. -Tulisa Contostavlos-.
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Cat Texts: CAT-NIP
Cat 1: so dude how's it goin. Cat2: ohhh cat 1 have you been on the cat-nip again. Cat1: what would you say if I said yes. Cat2: I would ban cat-nip from your life. FOREVER.
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5. Obvious Cat Facts Written By A Cat!
1.We have claws. And we are not afraid to use them. 2. We walk on our toes. Like ballet dancers. 3. We don't just eat fish. We also eat meat and cat treats. 4. We luv CAT-NIP!!!. So get us some dude.
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Not Normal?
OPUSS ROCKS!!!!!!.
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At It Again
The sausage cat returns, but this time she is soaking wet from the rain.
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Ever Heard Of A Sausage Cat?
When my cat sleeps on my bed she spreads out exactly like a sausage. I call her the sausage cat. I also call her Boo, Shands and Love Loss. They are only some names (real name is Shandy):).
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It's A Vote
Which is best cat or dog?.
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A Cats Day1
7:30 sleep 7:40 wake up 7:45 go back to sleep 7:50 go to the loo 8:00 have some cat food 8:10 sleep 12:30 wake up 12:40 sleep 19:59 wake up 20:00 have cat food 20:15 sleep REPEAT ALL.
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Cat Blog 1
Sleep, sleep, sleep and sleep.
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Breath Of 1000 Deaths
Do all cats and dogs have the breath of 1000 deaths because my cat does. She eats her smelly wet food and then cleans herself, making her fur smell also. Infact she is cleaning her fur now..
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People Are Chocolates
People are like chocolates. Caramel: soft and warm people. Nut: hard and tough people. Plain: plain people. Mint: people who like to spice up their life.
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Joke About Leg
I walked into a boy called James and he said to me: "I just bumped into a man with a wooden leg called Duncan." I then said: "Whats the other leg called?" :).
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Quote Wars
ADELE: "I set fire to the rain." SPONGEBOB: "Well I have campfires underwater." Who do you think is better?.
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Unicorns Are...
Unicorns are just fat rhinos. If we give them enough love and attention, plus a diet. They will reveal their magical ways.
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Silent Cats
Cats are pretty much silent all of their lives, apart from when they are hungry or if they are happy. They prove to us they can speak... But only when they want to. Unlike us humans, we can't stop!.
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