shaunshank
I was talking to my mum, ''What about that pretty girl of yours?'' she asks.''Who, Amber? I said.''Yeah, I've been hearing a lot of noise coming from upstairs lately.'' she said smiling.''We broke up a 2 weeks ago mum.'' I said.''I know!'' …
Why is it whenever I tell people it's hard to piss with an erection they move to another urinal?
I can't believe the speed that men shave in adverts.If I shaved at that speed, my balls would be in shreds.