26 April 2012
Do you take this woman? I said "Yes, I do" I love her like crazy, I think she loves me too. But we'll do without the family, If it's all the same to you...
Your mother is a fake, My father's full of shite. Your sister says you married me in white Just for spite. A party's not a party Till it ends up in a fight...
My brother's never short Of a substance to abuse, Rum, glue, Thunderbird Wizz and Special Brew. Any minute now he'll show us all his tattoos..
Nephews are obnoxious, Nieces are too tall, A dozen drunken uncles Are pissing up the wall. Grandad is grinning But there's no one home at all!
And the best man is the worst man-the best man is a beast, Underneath the table With the sister of the priest, The way he's going at it She's probably deceased...
Gran's on the brandy Getting bleary-eyed, Guys I went to school with Want to see me outside Someone's pulled the bridesmaid- Has anyone seen the bride?
For richer, for poorer, for better or worse, Now we are married, a blessing or a curse? Kiss me and don't forget- What you see is what you get.
J.J
Blood Wedding • Opuss № I