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When God finished the creation of Adam, he stepped back, scratched his head, and said, "I can do better than that!"
"I don't want to survive; I want to live!"
"I'm not a pheasant plucker . I'm a pheasant plucker's son. I sit here plucking pheasants all day till the pheasant plucker comes."
Nothing says faith like six inches of bulletproof glass ;)