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Stories by @sirjuke (2)

sirjuke

Day At The Zoo

Yesterday I went to the zoo, Green sock within my shoe. A place where tigers and hippos roam, Am at home now applying some shaving foam. My day was pretty damn fab, Not drab.

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sirjuke

My Green Socks

I walk into the lounge in my green socks, People look at me, I give them the shocks. Sitting here now with my Ovaltene, Oh no, I think I've ruptured my spleen. Nee naw nee naw in the ambulance I go.

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