9 December 2012
I'm the angry little fairy that sits upon your tree You really have no idea what life is like for me!
For eleven months of the year I live in the attic Living amongst the spiders really is traumatic
Today's the day you fetch me from the dark Sit me on the tree, and light me up with a spark
I have prickly pine needles shoved up my dress Then sat on a tree which frankly looks a mess
Then I get to watch you carry out your daily lives Rushing here and there its a wonder you survive
You should no I'm much more than a pretty face And I've almost had enough of this awful place
So be mindful, if you keep sticking trees up my rear I may just cast a spell to make you disappear!
A Day In The Life Of The Fairy On The Tree • Opuss № I