18 June 2012
Thought I would share this funny (to me anyway) story with you guys.
It's a story from when I lived in Egypt and rang the local chicken shop to place an order, I'd learnt that to get your order right you need to ask in a specific way.
Me "I would like to order some chicken please"
Him. "yes I have lots of chicken, what would you like?"
Me. "do you have legs?"
Him. "yes I have legs"
Me. "do you have wings?" (at this point the conversation started to sound funny)
Him. "yes I have wings" (at this point I'm trying not to laugh, as I know my next question)
Me. "do you have breasts?" (tears running down my face you can imagine the image I've built up in my head)
Him. "yes I have Breasts" (now I am in fits of laughter with tears running down my face)
Him. "hello hello are you ok?"
At this point I had to hang up and we ate lentils that night. Eventually I learnt Arabic and missed out on the fun
Is It A Man Or Is It A Chicken. • Opuss № I