21 October 2012
(silly I know)
Six inch red killer heels, I must've been insane (a girls got to look her best you know)
Anyway in the distance I noticed this guy (Nice ass and looked rather lean)
And boy was he candy for my eye (If you know what I mean)
So I hitch up my dress slightly and put on my best walk (well if you've got it flaunt it)
He greeted me with a smile, and we began to talk (I felt all flustered this guy was fit)
Then I noticed those pointy white fangs (knew he was too good to be true)
Quick as a flash my shoe was in hand (Gf of a vamp I did not want to pursue)
I drove the heel straight through his heart (Where do you think killer heels get their name from)
He must've been windy because he let out a fart! (and let me tell you worse than a stink bomb)
Then he disappeared right before my eyes, shoe as well (oh well plenty more where they came from)
I kicked off my other shoe and ran like Hell? (so glad I survived so this tale I can tell)
Killer Heels • Opuss № I