14 December 2012

The weirdest dream I had last night Woke up this morning with such a fright! WTF! was this man doing in my dreams And me pregnant with his child it seems It was Hugo from 'made in Chelsea' Yes, some may think he's rather classy But he's not much thicker than a stick And none of my boxes does that man tick! I told him the baby couldn't possibly be his But he insisted that we'd done the 'Biz!' I was so relieved to wake back in my bed But turned to the side and there he led!

(A true dream/nightmare)

sjwMade In Chelsea? I Don't Think So! • Opuss № I