30 June 2012
What's on earths that awful stink, thats coming from my bathroom sink.
Could it be the outside drain? We have had such a lot of rain
Is it bunged up with soap? How on earth am I going to cope.
It smells like a rotten sock, I really hope it isn't blocked!
Oh no, this really is a bummer, I had better call the local plumber.
£80 he wants, just to take a look! Sounds to me like a bit of a crook.
I think I'll use my womanly charm, a little flirt won't do any harm.
Now he's happy with what I've payed, doesn't have a clue he's just been played.
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