27 October 2012

*no stereotyping intended*

I just met the man of my dreams

Shiny white shoes that make my heart scream

Grease parted hair

I couldn't help but stare

Gold chain

That's fashionably tarnished by the rain

Now I need to look good

Need to make him drool....

I need to be just the right shade of orange (not tangerine)

Hair needs some more bleach (hope this time it doesn't turn green)

Maybe another set of lashes (no guy can resist that tarantula look)

I want him to look at me and be took...

Should I use half a can of hairspray or a whole

Don't want my hair moving when I'm dancing drunkenly around the pole

Now the dilemma knickers or knickerless

When I'm drunk my dress rides up and I'm not exactly hairless

Hope he doesn't have white bed sheets

My fake tan will rub off when he gives me his two veg and meat!

And I know come the morning he won't be like the rest

Kicking me out of the door like they think I'm a mess...

sjwThe Geek Pulls • Opuss № I