25 May 2012
They're called fairy tales you say, what if they came alive at night? And by day they were simply in another life, would we all scream and flee in fright?
Robin hood probably steals from the poor and gives to the rich, and you don't really think the prince is out slaying dragons more like playing poker down at Mctravons, plus I'm sure cinders is really a bitch making the servants sleep out in a ditch.
Jasmine and the flying mat! please,I doubt she'll even make it back. Make no mistake, the only thing wrong with snow whites apple was that she had to wait and it didn't arrive on a silver plate.
And was it really beauty and the beast or just that she was obese? Also what about Billy goat gruff or was that simply another bluff?
The Reality • Opuss № I