5 December 2012
Mince pies! What can I say
Nothing much except throw them away
I would leave them out for the birds
But they will probably get runny turds
Or feed them to a mouse
But not sure he'll get it in his house
Could give them to a neighbour
But who knows when I might need a favour
Carol singers even turn up their nose
And what about my poor Aunt Rose,
Last year they made her so very sick
She thought from the clock she'd heard her final Tick!
So these ghastly things are off my list
And I can honestly say they won't be missed.
Yuck Yuck Yuck! • Opuss № I